No more humping like rabbits

Hugh Hefner and his girlfriend, Holly Madison, broke up this week. It seems she called it off because he wouldn’t marry her or give her kids. Wow, she really is a blonde. I mean, granted she tryin to conduct business and pretty much be set for life by havin a kid with Hef, she might as well eat the golden egg until the goose is dead. I guess she felt licking his wrinkled dick was startin to lose it’s novelty. Lol. And Hef is supposed "heartbroken" over the matter. I think he's just mad he got dumped instead of dumping her.





















The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!