Crazy bitch Madonna

It seems Madonna is lookin pretty shitty in the public eye nowadays. Good, that’s what that bitch gets! Now it appears her Kabbalah spiritual leaders have told her to play nice with Guy and seem to want the divorce to go in Guy’s favor. Apparently Guy is their favorite. Which doesn’t make sense to me, because I thought Guy wasn’t big on Kabbalah, so who knows how credible this is. What does make more sense is a rumor that Madonna had a marriage contract with Guy on how he could behave. In this alleged contract were things like: the number of dates they would go on, how often they had sex, and certain words that couldn’t be used when they argued. With the exception of the last one, I would say living with Madonna musta been a nightmare and a half. Probably 2 nightmares. You ever wake up from a nightmare and go back to sleep, JUST TO CONTINUE THE SAME NIGHTMARE?!? Yea, that’s what livin with Madonna is like.