Oh Jen...

My favorite loser is back in action. It appears that Jennifer Aniston has been hookin up with her ex John Mayer. Good for John, bad for Jen. I would fuck Aniston. She wouldn’t have to even complete the sentence.

Jen: “Would you like...” and my clothes are off.

Then I’ll ask her if her Yum Yum is good. LMAO. But seriously, I hope Jen is just in it for the sex. She needs to give up her fairytale and admit the fact she will be one of those women who just doesn’t get married. She’ll be “that aunt”. Lol. We all have one of them. The fastest she admits it, the cooler she’ll appear in the eyes of the world.