I'm not dead

I know ya'll have been worried sick about me...but I've been tryin to help the idiots at Splaboos.com get their site up and going...I think it might have been a waste of time since they're lazier than I lol. Be back next week!

It's here!!

So there are a couple of fucktards over at Splaboos.com. I shall be there every once in a while adding to the fuckery. I suggest you follow me and let your voices be heard as well.

Chris Brown - Crawl

Chris Beezy is still my neezy regardless of what the world says about him. I just heard reports that Rihanna used to hit him…now if that ain’t some double standard bullshit I don’t know what is. Chris Brown only about 5 pounds heavier than Rihanna…and do you see all the spiked jewelry she be wearin? I’m pretty sure she’s fucked that boy up too…but yes, he did take it way too far. And dumpin her on the side of the road wasn’t smart either. But he’s apologized, and is takin the steps needed to get better. So I’ll fuck with Chris until he strikes again…get it? “Strikes” again? Hahahahaha. New video with Cassie:

Um, no bitch looks good with half her head shaven. None. So all you other girls emulating this wack ass look: STOP IT!!!

Domestic violence works both ways

Speakin of…Trinidad and Barbados are right next to each other and I’m startin think the only reason why Chris didn’t stop the car to fight Rihanna was because he would lose the advantage:

He really gets his ass beat for almost 8 minutes!!! Damn.

Lima has a baby angel

A piece of Heaven has died once again. Adriana Lima has given birth to a healthy baby girl with her ‘dots for eyes’ husband, Marko Jaric. I pray for that girl’s sake that she looks like her mother…nothing good can come out from havin her father’s genes…unless she plans on being an animated character when she grows up.

Rihanna needs to apologize

See ladies? Even Rihanna has those disgusting cottage cheese thighs. Get this woman a Stair Master pronto!!! What’s goin on with the side of her head? Her whole style as of late has been more ‘miss’ on the ‘Hit-or-Miss-O’Meter’. She has a new album comin out and she doesn’t even put in the effort to be jerkable? I’m pretty sure Chris Brown will smash her again…but this time with record sales.

Chris Brown isn't everyone's favorite

Speakin of smashin…looks like this girl wants to smash Chris’ face in:

The best part is the end when the random dude gets in her face and screams “Slap that bitch up!!!” What happens after that??? I wanna knoooooow! Lol.

Blake Lively hotness

Blake Lively might be the best dressed starlet right now. I don’t know how she does it, but she stay fly. Her tits are always lookin on point regardless of what she puts on. That’s my kinda gal. Too bad in these pics she looks more like a supernova ready to burnout rather than a fresh young star. Why the hell she look so old? Maybe she should smile more…or maybe she should come see me for that facial cream. Owwwwww.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!