Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Gotcha bitch

If you a reading this post because it is the next one after the intro, then skip it. This message isn't for you.

However, if you are reading this post because you clicked the link in the intro to go to another site:Haha bitch, how dare you try to leave the Rant. You ungrateful bastard. I’m gonna track the IP address of everyone that clicked that link and personally slap you in the face. As punishment, look at this flamboyant showing of “I’m too rich, I don’t know what to do with myself”. It’s about the equivalent of when I dipped my dick in gold (which burned like hell, but its solid gold and always hard. Ladies like that).

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