Still say no to drugs

But black people aren’t the only dumb criminals. A teenage beauty queen was arrested for pullin a “Dine & Ditch” maneuver. She basically left the restaurant without payin the bill. She said the service was too slow and that’s why she bailed. And I feel her on that. Sometimes you be done eatin and the server takes like 15 minutes before they bring the bill. Sometimes I feel like running. But if I was gonna leave, I wouldn’t leave MY FUCKING WALLET there or some weed. But that’s what this genius did. She left her purse with her ID in it and a small bag of weed. This is why you shouldn’t do drugs. Because it makes you stupid. Ok. Let’s just break all this down. If you gonna ditch on a bill, YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR SHIT THERE. What kinda girl leaves without her purse? They should really call them arm-purses (arses?) the way girls are stuck to them. Then she leaves it with her ID in it. Not only that, but she forgot the drugs too!!! How do you forget the drugs? You could forget your purse, but what did you plan on smokin after? You know what? They were prolly high already. And there was nothin in the fridge, so they went to a restaurant to help with the munchies. Case solved. Stupid bitch. Now she had to give up her crown 10 days before her term was over.