I work harder than the sun, so I'm the center of the universe

AHHHH, fall equinox is here!!! Right? When is the official first day of fall? Shit, it was back in September? Well palm trees don’t shed leaves alright? So excuse me for being out the loop. But the sun must be striving for the worst employee of the quarter award. Shows up late and leaves early. I can’t stand this early darkness. I’m movin to Alaska…that way I can always have the sun and keep an eye on Russia. There is an internet wildfire rumor going that women are shavin their coochies in protest of the current administration ("Read our lips, no more bush" is the tagline). If any of my readers are doing this, then please submit your pics to therantisdue@gmail.com. Your photo will not be posted, just used for my benefit lol.