Did someone order a pizza?

I’m really startin to hate porns now. Tryin to mimic my game from what I see just isn’t workin. Take for instance, if I see a girl I want to mate with and she’s sittin down, I’ll usually walk over and just have my crotch in her face. And I’ll wait for her to notice the bulge and amaze at how huge it is, and start grabbin it. But what usually happens is she moves her head out the way and I stay swayin my hips tryin to keep it in her focus. Now it looks like I’m hoola hoopin with no hoola hoop! Or let’s say my friend has a real hot mom. I’ll go over to his house when I know he’s not home purposely. Then I’ll play dumb with his mom askin if her son is home and if not, can I wait for him to get back (“gosh, he knew we had this fishing trip, why the heck isn’t he here?”). But instead of her sittin next to me and talkin sex, she goes back to whatever she was doin leavin me on the couch for like 2-3 hours! Worthless. I’m cancelling my BangBros subscription right now.