Say it ain't so Lo

Lindsay Lohan wants to adopt a child. I don’t even want to talk about it. The thought alone is upsetting. The fact that she can verbally say this in an interview is ridiculous. She must be a Republican with her decision makin skills. Sigh. Like, why? If she adopts a child, I will destroy that agency. Nuke it. And I’ll sell all the children into slavery, either as forced labor or sex slaves. Or both. Because those children will live a better life than any kid adopted by Lohan. That’s a fact. On the plus side, Lohan is lookin good (as far as coke heads go).