Celeb status

Every weekend I become a bit more Hollywood (someone from the east coast needs to save me). Saturday night I went to a club Kress, for the second time, and was thoroughly disappointed. First I had to wait in line. Which I’ve stopped doing in Hollywood now that I got an inside man (pure ego trip too how I show up dumb late (11pm, 11:30ish) and just walk right in (almost, takes about a minute for my boy to answer his phone (and no, I don’t pay) ) ). I guess Paris Hilton was in the club that night and from lookin at the parking lot (in order of hotness: SLR McLaren (which the bouncer called an F1 which almost made me slap his dumbass (but he happened to be 6’5” and like 260+ lbs.)), 2 Gallardos, 2 S8s, a Bentley, a Rolls, and a squad of Escalades) someone(s) famous was in the house that night. I get in, and it was bumpin as usual. Kress has one of the better DJs in Hollywood for sure. But it was a sausage fest-ish. I mean there were girls I coulda talked to but I just felt there were too many dudes just lurkin around. Plus I was moody after standin outside for like half an hour. I did see Dave Mirra when we came out. One of the girls I was with was posing on his Gallardo and I made a joke about her getting in. Then he asked "you want the keys?" Then after talkin to him for a bit, he showed me a picture of his garage on his cell phone. And I STILL didn’t recognize him till I got home and then it hit me. Lmao. Friday night was better (in terms of fun) as we went to Opera (which I’ve been told is hard to get into on a Friday, but whatever, someone fact check that for me). Only problem was the venting in the place. Granted part of it is outdoors (for the smokers), it was dumb fuckin hot in there. First time I needed a napkin to wipe my sweat in a minute (most of the places I go to, you can just stop dancing for a bit and cool right down). My boy said he saw Tyson (yea, Chinese eyes black man) in there, I didn’t and could care less. I saw Lindsey in there (no not Lohan, some cute chick that just turned 22 lol).


Update: Arrrghhhhhhhh, Kanye West was at Kress too. I wish I coulda kicked it with him.