Monday, July 6, 2009

Sarah Palin quits her job during a Recession

There's some big news this weekend in politics. Sarah Palin has decided to step down as governor of Alaska and decided to become a “community organizer.” She’s been quoted as sayin “If it worked for a black man, it has to work for a hot MILF as myself.” Seriously tho, what the hell is wrong with this woman? I told her we could keep our interracial baby a secret…she did it with Bristol’s baby for so long so she should be used to keepin things on the low. Well a lot of the harsh reaction has come from the negative party, I mean, the Republican Party. They are confused and call this a misstep. Palin has even been branded to be a “quitter” and that’s not an adjective I’d like to use when describing a future President. In the midst of an economic crisis, she shows what’s she made of by ditching her duties? If she thinks being in office would have made her a lame duck, when she runs in 2012 she’ll be a sittin duck. First thing people are going to knock is her quittin early. Everyone is gonna run with it. She has to go Mother Teresa with it for the next 3 years if she wants to have a chance. Adopt some kids, join the UN, basically become Angelina Jolie’s doppelganger. I mean seriously, to all you Republicans who thought she was a good choice: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKIN??? If McCain won, SHE WOULD BE VP! If McCain died (and it has been a hot summer), she would be President. Could you imagine her taking on the crisis in Iran or dealin with N. Korea? You people are beyond stupid at times. Seriously. She posted a note on Facebook which you can read here and just look at how many people liked it and commented. Granted 9,000 votes won’t win the election, I still find that to be absurdly a lot of people.  Anyways, no word on what Palin’s next move is. Maybe she’ll just retire to the shadows and watch Russia on her back porch. Yeah, fat chance…

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