Boy floats 7 miles away from camp

“Miscommunication”? How do you improperly communicate that “your ass better not leave my sight during this entire trip or I’ll tear that behind up!!!”? The boy floated 7 miles? Do you know how FAR 7 miles is? You should Google Map a location that is 7 miles from your house. That’s ridiculous. Well, thank goodness the boy was found and didn’t seriously hurt himself. That truck is pretty gangsta though. Part truck, part boat. If GM could create some shit like that and mass produced it, they would be right back on track. Hybrids? Fuck that. Give me a car I can use to get from Florida to Cuba with!!!