Alessandra's baby doesn't need an alibi....yet

So you know how nobody ever calls a baby ugly? Regardless of how “un” cute the baby is? Well, I’m not gonna do it either. Especially since this baby’s mother is Vicki’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio. But jeez, that is a lot of baby fat. If this baby doesn’t look like a model by age 5 (she’s only 1), Ambrosio needs to divorce her ugly husband!!!

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!