President Chavez doesn't like Colombia

In sad sad sad news, Venezuela has cut off diplomatic ties with Colombia. I don’t know what’s up President Hugo Chavez’s ass this time but apparently he’s mad because Colombia did somethin to offend him. He’s always offended. What I’m offended about is that he’s ended relations with someone I would consider a good ally for Venezuela. I mean, everyone knows the hottest women come from Brazil. Next is Argentina. But with Venezuela and Colombia workin together, they hold down the third spot maybe even the second spot. They need to put whatever differences they have aside and start exportin hot women otherwise they will both lose clout in any Miss Universe pageants.