Thursday, January 22, 2009

Obama watch '09

He has retaken the oath, due to the mess up yesterday. Everybody wanted to be official so that some redneck couldn’t crawl out the woodworks and say Obama wasn’t officially President. The oath is specifically outlined in the Constitution, so no one wanted any legal issues.

Orders have been drafted to close Guantanamo Bay. Personally I think we should just make it the new hardcore prison of the United States. People that commit the most heinous of crimes (killing children for instance) would get sent there.

He’s also issued out a pay freeze for his senior members and has signed a sorta “transparency” act which is an ethics guideline to be followed by his administration. GoBama!

The Obama’s set a new standard for black families. Now white kids won’t think all black men call their girls ‘hoes’ and ‘bitches’. And now black men won’t call their girls ‘hoes’ and ‘bitches’ lol.

And he will get a new ‘crack’berry. It appears that the NSA has given in and will give him either a blackberry with the ability to encode super high encryption for messages marked above ‘Secret’ or they will develop a new path for his messages to be sent to that they won’t be intercepted. Nice.
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