Couch surfing for the Inauguration

I didn’t notice any black people there….and that’s because black people don’t just sleep in a stranger’s home. What’s the typical description for serial killers? WHITE male, so we can’t stay there. What do you need for a nigga moment? Usually two BLACK males, but it could be female. Can’t stay there. A black female will invite you into her home, but then expect you to do house work for her and make you look ungrateful if you don’t. Can’t stay there either. Looks like the safest place to stay would be with a white woman, America’s favorite demographic. They’ll let you stick around for as long as you want. They’ll cook, clean, and they won’t even let you get up from in front of the TV. Why didn’t we vote for Hilary? Oh yea, she’s got bigger testis than her husband.