Next up, Britney Spears the Movie!!!

B. Spears has already contacted Palin and they will create a Cheetos coloring book on the political process. When will I get a deal? I already got a titled picked out “When Nobody’s Watching: A soft-core rouse on society by an anti-social.” Anyways, Spears is signing a $20 million, 3-5 books over the next 10 years deal. Lucky bitch. Glad her life is back on track.