New Malia and Sasha beanie babies

Ain’t that some bullshit? Of course Ty Inc. says that the names are a coincidence and that the dolls don’t even look like the First Children. No duh. Look at the light-skinned dolls!! It does make me wonder….will Barbie’s best friend be Stacy or Stacia? Will she start datin black dudes? When is Barbie gonna go lesbian? Once Obama gets rid of the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, will Hawk and Duke come outta the closet (I think Destro might join them too)? You have no clue how far Obama’s influence will reach in the next couple years.