USPS needs help

Dear Former Administration,
You have fucked over the country in ways I don’t even think you had envisioned. I mean, you knew that there were gonna be some losses, but you couldn’t have seen the United State Postal Service losing so much business that they might cut down deliveries to just 5 days a week. Damn. Everybody is hurtin. I wish I had an actual office to go to, I would kiss my boss and CEO everyday I went into work. Just to say ‘Thank you for keeping my ass around.’ Does anyone have money? I swear if Google says they are gonna cut down on the storage space for Gmail due to the recession…someone get the address to that ranch in Texas.