Breakin the law

You know who has a fun job? The California Highway Patrol. They get to do things like pull you over for doing 80 in a 65 zone. Or do those cool highway chases. One the most fun things they get to do is purposely slow down traffic. Usually when there is a hazard on the road, they get in front of everyone by serving across all 4 lanes. Looks like a Mike Jones’ video. Ok now back to my ticket. What the hell is that all about? Since when is it illegal to do 80 mph? Ok ok ok, bad question. Since when did they pull you over for doing 80? The cost of the paper work that goes into it is more than how much you pay for the ticket. Ain’t no really money for barely breakin the speed limit. Who cares anyways, I’ll get it taken care of. I ain’t got time for no traffic school.