Ang and Brad at a Berlin premiere

This is how a couple go from being in power to being the stupidest looking in 10 seconds flat. Seriously, is Brad rockin a table cloth for a scarf? Is he housing Katrina victims in it? And Angie hair is not doin it. It has to be a (terrible) wig cuz look at her later on that night. You don’t grow ponytails that quick. They need to hurry up outta Berlin, it’s hurtin they fashion sense. Side note, doesn’t Ang look so frail in the last pic? Have you ever just wished for someone to just eat? Isn’t she done makin movies? She has enough money. Just retire and eat a fatburger. I know I know, Brad took those “natural” pictures of Angie eatin a burger…I need video. With her swallowing. The burger. Sicko.