Tom Brady is not engaged.

False alarm. Gisele cleared up the rumors in the Boston Herald. I don’t know how I feel about it. I mean if she has to issue a statement, maybe the engagement is not true. Because rumors are usually true when their rep issues a statement. I guess People magazine is gonna lose some street cred for lyin to us and getting everyone all excited for ole Tommy boy. Though I’m still kinda pissed at him with the knee situation and the Bridget situation. He appears humble on TV but I’m pretty sure Brady is a cocky sonvabitch.