Don't blame the recession

Back in my days, girls had to strip to pay for college. Now they just sellin the pussy? And what pussy is worth more than a cheeseburger? None. Maybe the one that will produce your seed, but even that’s just a double cheeseburger. And who is stupid enough to believe that there is a 22 year old virgin out there. That wants to lose her virginity for money. That has an older sister who is a hofessional. Nothin here adds up. I wish I fucked her, just so that I would make her give me some of her earnings as hush money. I wanna meet the winner of the auction and find out exactly how much they paid. It ain’t trickin if you got it…