Today isn't "Nigga's day off" day

As most of you know, today is the end and the beginning. As Bush leaves office, Obama enters. Black people, your holiday and day off were yesterday not today. So don’t be a nigga and decide to extend your weekend an extra day. Even if you ain’t got a job, hopefully you scheduled 20 interviews today just so that you can go to work tomorrow. For those goin to the inauguration, like the rapper Skillz said “don’t turn this into an all-star game.” No cookouts, no Chevys on 26” rims with sound systems that rattle the gates of the White House (or the aim of the counter snipers watchin out for the snipers), no niggas just hangin out tryin to “holla” at the group of girls passin by, no girls rockin clothes so scandalous that they should be banned at clubs, and most importantly: NO FIGHTING! No “nigga moments”. If you need a definition of what a “nigga moment” is, I suggest pickin up season one of the Boondocks.