So sacred

Mariah Carey has disclosed that her and Nick didn’t have sex till they got married. Now to the outside and uninformed person, this would seem very lovely and traditional. But that’s what you got me for, to rip into people and expose the bullshit world they live in. How long before these two got married? 1, 2 years? Oh no my brethren. Try 2 months. I’ve had girls hold out for 3 months before lettin me puncture their intestines. 2 months? 2 months Mimi? That’s not holdin out, that’s called bad timing.