Told you she ain't cute

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are still on, yada yada yada, don’t give a fuck. What I do care about is her statements at the GQ thingy this week. The briz-od said and I quote "I'm not a 'sexy' 'beautiful' woman, It takes a lot of work to make me look like a girl." Is this girl readin the Rant? Did I not just say that she ain’t shit, she just overhyped and over make up’d? Let me take that back. She is shit, she just isn’t the shit everyone makes her out to be. She’s pretty, but there are a ton of prettier girls. And I wouldn’t kick her outta bed. And that is the ultimate litmus test for the hottest of a girl, considering who the Mrs. is.