Fisher-Price presents: My First Day as President

President Bush hopes to write a book once he’s done in the White House. Stop laughing, I’m serious. Alright, get it out your system, I’ll wait……All done? Like I was sayin, the soon to be former President says that he has said a lot of regrettable things, he is happy that Obama won, and when he goes back to his ranch in Texas him and bin Laden will reflect over the past 8 years. I mean, he plans on writing a book. No, not a pop up or coloring book. A real book that adults will try to read and understand. I guess for some, they wanna know the thought process behind one of the most disliked Presidents of all time. Smart adults like me will use that money for beer. Because in either case you’ll lose the same amount of brain cells, but at least with beer you get a buzz.