Somewhere in the world, Michael Jackson is rubbin his hands...

Angie is pregnant again. Or maybe not. But when the rep issues a “not true” statement, it’s usually true. When things aren’t true, nobody cares. But when things are true but are found out too early, someone has to deny it. If they have another kid, I’m gonna cut my balls off. Seriously. What the fuck is this? The 1940s? Are they gonna go live on a farm and use the kids as help? If you wanna have a big family that’s fine, but goodness, stay out of the damn spotlight. I don’t wanna read about your 17th child.