Hmm, yuck

Eva Longoria just made me throw up my lunch. What is this shit? When I look up a girl’s skirt, there’s only one thing I want to see. A whispering eye. If I can’t get that, then colorful panties work. The one thing I never want to see is some damn biker shorts. What is this body shaping shit she’s got on? How unsexy. Tony must be outta town smashin some groupies cuz if I ever went out with my wife and the urge to take her into the nearest coat room came over me and I lift up her skirt to see this shit? Filing for divorce the next morning.