Is a cat fight between lesbians a dog fight?

I don’t know how lesbians do it. One vagina in the household is troublesome. More than one vagina is hell, ask any dad with daughters. And girls are known not to particularly always like each other. Best of friends today, frenemies tomorrow. They are so weird. So when two girls make a commitment to be with each other, that shit goes against the grain. Exhibit A) it appears Lohan and her lover Sam are going in for couple’s counseling. They have been fightin a lot and are tryin to resolve their issues. The easiest solution would be for Sam to dump Lo so that Linds can be a ho (my rhyming skills are on par today). I don’t know why they can’t just break up like every other self centered Hollywood couple. Well hey, it gives me somethin to talk about on a Saturday.