You talkin to me?

To all my cross eyed people out there. When you talkin to someone, turn your head so that you face the person. Don’t turn your head so that you can see the person you talkin to. Because then you’re facing someone else and I’m confused on who the hell you are talkin to. Blind people can use their hearing to pinpoint where the person is at, so why can’t you with your bad eyes? I was at the Brazilian embassy today and got caught off guard by a guard that was cross eyed. He kept askin me a question but because he wasn’t lookin at me, I didn’t answer. Then he said somethin bout fried chicken and watermelon and got my attention.