Don't: Let her seduce you. Do: Drive a stake thru her heart

I can’t wait for Guy to be done with Madonna. This bitch is just…well I blame him. He shoulda put the hand to her the very first time she gave him lip. It would have resulted in either A) a divorce before they had kids and without all this drama or B) a very domesticated Madonna. Instead he has to deal with shit like this:

Yes, that is a list of things (according to the Daily Mail) Guy must adhere to while seeing his kids (well the nigga baby is kinda like his kid lol). What kinda man would tolerate how to raise his kids? If I was him I’d do the opposite of everything on that list. I’d buy them polyester jumpsuits and take them to a strip club. We’d eat McDonald’s everyday while watchin cricket on the telly (or futbol). I’d read to them articles from Playboy every night. And I’d tell them that their mother is a rotten bitch and that she should rot in hell with A-Rod.