Smokey the Bear failed them

It seems that the man made blaze from this weekend wasn’t caused by a pyro with a hard on as I had reported. Instead it was a group of dick head college students, who had a bon fire and thought they put out the flames. They were prolly drunk or students new to southern California that didn’t realize this is fire season for us. I hope they catch your ass, that will teach you to be “too busy” for me and then still go out. Cunt.