Jennifer Aniston, your pride is calling...

In the upcoming issue of Vogue, Jennifer Aniston talks about how “uncool” it was for Jolie to fall in love with Brad while he was still with Jen. You know you’re a loser when the only thing people want to talk about is your divorce from a winner. JENNIFER ENOUGH!!! Fuck. And you wonder why they snicker and don’t respect you. Take the higher road and stop talkin about it. The press is not your therapist. How you gonna be mad at a woman for fallin in love with Brad Pitt? How you gonna be on good terms with him but bad terms with her? HE LEFT YOU. BRAD. PITT. LEFT. YOU!!! You simple minded bitch. Now, let me reattach my penis. Desperation is a foul stench. I don’t know how Mayer puts up with it. Then again I hear the boy is a savage and fish stop swimming when he walks in a room. And I’m not gonna lie. I’d pump Aniston full of goodness. But it would most likely be a one night affair. I’m a happily married cuckold.