Where's the full moon?

This type of fashion only works in LA. You couldn’t rock Brandy’s jean in any other climate because if it rains, you’re fucked. If it snows, you’re fucked. If the sun is beating on you, you’re fucked. If it’s windy, you’re fucked (unless your vagina is sweaty, then it might be a good thing). Whoever designed the jeans shoulda took the material off the backside instead.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!