Not a good look

When you’re in the middle of a divorce, the best course of action would be to do things that make you look like the more stable spouse. Obviously Madonna’s lawyers didn’t get the memo, because the latest news is that she and A-Rod met up at [Jerry] Sinfield’s home in the Hamptons. I mean, what kinda freaky shit do they got goin on? A real kinky masquerade party? Wouldn’t surprise me, we already know A-Rod is a swinger. Get it? Swinger? Baseball? Swapping? Ah, ah? Fuck it. I’m tired.