Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Nice pecs

I understand that some girls have big eyes and some have small eyes, but when you’re blind you need to dress accordingly. Hayden, what the fuck is this? This shit ain’t sexy. It’s nasty. Like two stubs on her chest. Yuck. Take a page outta Kate Hudson’s book on how to dress sexy with small eyes. Thanks. This just further confirms my suspicions that Milo is a child molester. If I'm gonna mess with a 19 year old (or 18) she has to be worth the jail time.
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1 comment:

  1. lol outstanding use of the terms 'eyes'

    it took me a minute to catch it, at first I thought that broad was really blind, that would have explained the outfit after all.

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