Katy Scary

Katy Perry. What is going on here? I kinda like the dress. I think “the eyes” will be a new synonym for breasts. The cupcake purse is mad glittery, kinda corny, kinda cool. And the shoes are eh, but work. But what is with her face? Shit looks almost as bad as when she dressed up as a dude for Halloween. This girl is losing points fast. She better start makin out with girls in public…or in my bed.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!