Breastacular

Scarlett Johansson hasn’t made it to the Rant in a long while until today. I wonder why…actually I know why. She’s engaged (or married) to Alanis Morisette’s ex douche. She can’t really act. She can’t really sing. Her voice is raspy and not in a sexy way. There’s only one thing going for her. Make that two.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!