It's the 4th!!!

Good Friday is in effect for sure. Most of ya’ll ain’t workin today so I don’t really expect you to be on the Rant right now. Hell, by the time you read this I should be on the beach chillllllin like a villllian. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!*

*Disclaimer: When I say birthday, I mean independence and not when the country was founded since the Native Americans were here way longer than them cracka ass crackas who stole the land from them.