Friday, July 3, 2009

I miss the younger, hotter Jessica

Here is Jessica Simpson lookin GOD AWFUL in that dress. Thank goodness for big boobs. Big boobs always save any situation. Dyin of hunger? Big boobs will save you. Drowning in the ocean? Big (fake) boobs will save you. Actually, I’ve heard that natural breasts float better than fake ones. Ugly ass dress? Just make sure you big boobs are poppin out! She even got the jean jacket to wear with it? Gosh, when is she gonna leave the country hick side alone and come back to bein a pop princess?

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