Plane disappears off Rio coast

Damn, planes just disappearing and shit now? I don’t know why but every time I report a crash it was an Airbus that fucked up. That’s why I try not to fly on those things. My motto is “if it’s not a Boeing, then I ain’t going!” Wow, I just made that up…incredible huh? But seriously, my flight checklist is as follows: No AirTran, no layover in Atlanta, no Continental, no Airbus, no seat 4 or more rows away from an exit. If I’ma go down, I’ma go down with a fightin chance. Most likely there will be better details by the end of the day about this flight so stay tuned.