Job market is improving...so to speak

Here is some good news: the job market is startin to recover. Accordin to some stats that may bore you, it appears that the number of pink slips being handed out has slowed down by 32% since April. Of course we aren’t completely in the clear. Just because companies aren’t firing, doesn’t mean they’re hiring. So if you are sittin at home right now, broke as fuck, and jobless...your sufferin will continue. And that’s because you’re readin the Rant instead of learning a trade that can make you more useful to employers, so get off your ass and do somethin! And for those who are readin the Rant while at work, you don’t have to fear losing your job now! So continue to be unproductive today and get that paycheck!