David Carradine death not a suicide

Good news for those concerned about what happened to actor David Carradine. The coroners have ruled out suicide. They have to do more work to figure out the cause of death. Now, I’m not tryin to speculate on what did or didn’t happen. There are reports that he died tryin to perform the sex act of auto-erotic asphyxiation. This is basically takin oxygen away from your brain as you orgasm. If that’s the case, wouldn’t there be a second party involved? Someone better start questioning the hookers in Thailand…yeah I know, needle in a haystack. Anyways, that’s left to be resolved. All I know is that dyin while masturbating is not the way I want to be found. If I die while masturbating, that’s fine. I wanna bust the best nut before I leave this Earth. But I don’t want anyone to find me butt ass naked, slump over with a hard dick in my hand (damn rigamortis).