RIP Billy Mays

It appears that something is killin off celebrities. Yesterday Billy Mays, of the Oxiclean fame, died at home in Tampa Bay. He was only 50 years old (just like MJ). Earlier in the day, Mays had flown in from shootin a commercial. The plane he was on blew a tire and Mays said to have bumped his head. There has been no cause of death listed but if it’s another one of those brain hemorrhages, I’m buyin a helmet.