Ex destroy's boo's penis

This story is a little old, but you know me. Anyways a guy had broken up with his girlfriend of two years because she was pressuring him to marry her. So she invites him over for one last dinner, cooks him somethin heavy and serves alcohol all night. When the guy goes to sleep, home girl tied several firecrackers to his penis and lit them. Needless to say, the last “bang” he got wasn’t the one he hoped for. That’s crazy to me that a bitch would take it that far. Even though she faces 12 years in jail, is that really enough? I suggest firecrackers for her cooch and light that shit up! Some people are truly a mess. I feel the need to input a personal story but I think I’ma hold off. Just know that good women are incredibly incredibly rare and if you find one, consider yourself lucky. And just because you think she’s good, doesn’t mean she is because some of you dumb fuck cuckolds be too wimp to know the qualities of a good woman. Let me give you a very brief checklist: Do you like her? Do your friends like her? Do her friends like her? Does your family like her? Does her family like her? Do her coworkers like her? Do your pets like her? Do her pets like her? Do children like her? Does your bank account like her? Does her bank account like her? If you answered ‘YES’ to all questions, then you might have a good woman on your hands. There are still other checklists that must be checked, but this is a good entry one.