Ronald Burris would stimulate the economy

Wait, wait, wait. Stop the muthaflippin presses. Everyone knows the best way to stimulate the economy is by givin the money to blacks, because all they’ll do is buy some ridiculous shit. Seriously, we would have an economic boom that would last for at least a good ten years before another recession (because the market is built to go up and down). And like I mentioned before, some niggas are politicians. Ronald Burris soon to be (or not) Obama’s replacement in the Illinois seat, has a mausoleum in Chicago's Oak Woods Cemetery displayin his accomplishments. WOW. Nobody in the cemetery has swagger like us. Couldn’t he just get a regular tombstone? Or just waited till he died? SMH.