The new Presidential Limo

Obama’s new whip is being called a “bunker on wheels”. The thing is built to withstand a prolonged attack. And we ain’t talkin attacks from your BB gun. This thing looks like it will hold up against a RPG. Good shit. Because you know the terrorist are already plottin to ‘X’ out my boy. We already caught some of them a couple months ago before Obama even won the election. Oh, I ain’t talkin Al Qaeda, I’m talkin bout Al Cracker. Yeah man. It wasn’t binny Laden, but Billy Bob. And you know they stocked piled to the teeth with ammo and automatic rifles just ready to become famous. Fuck that. I don’t care how un-green and un-environmentally friendly the tank is, just keep my president black.