Maybe I'll just be late

Ok, so this is what’s going down. Gotta be up at 4am tomorrow. Gotta do some “bonding” (the non sexual kind) tonight. And I gotta get some sleep. So who is gonna suffer in this equation? You are. Sorry but that’s how the cookies crumble till ya’ll start clicking ads till you get carpal. Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the hospital bills.