If AnnaLynne McCord was a boy

Yesterday I had pics of AnnaLynne McCord lookin pretty good, but now I have to recant. Here are pics of her in a bikini. I’m not a fan. The girl is toned up like a muthafucka. I don’t want a chick with stronger abs than me. I mean I like a fit girl, but I still want her to be a girl not an ironing board. But big girls, don’t get it twisted. You gotta be FIT, key word FIT. I ain’t gonna throw my back out tryin to get my freak on with ya.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!
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